Empty threat from a finger gun 

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

Empty threat from a finger gun by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

You threatened my kid by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Ripple threat 

The horizontal ripples found between a massive set of cans nestled in a tight fitted shirt.

Wow, check out the ripple threat on that bird! Her cans are about to bust out of her shirt!

Ripple threat by We are Budju May 11, 2024

Credible threats 

Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?

Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."

Credible threats by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Deaf Threats 

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.

I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".

Deaf Threats by heirheireir August 16, 2024

National threat 

A person who is a danger to the country

Person1: this guy is a danger
Person2: hes a national threat

National threat by OhFuckImAt7/11 November 7, 2024

Oppression Theatre 

Oppression theater is the practice of implementing public, highly-visible measures to give off the appearance of being oppressed. However, no actual oppression is occurring. It is often done in conjunction with virtue signaling, and self inflicted victimization.

Despite living in a sought after suburban neighborhood, Wendy regularly engages in oppression theatre for attention.

Oppression Theatre by Joedaddy755 February 22, 2025