scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.

Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.

by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.

Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.

by Skinny Jim March 26, 2011

waffle locker

Another word for a vagina

1: Does my waffle locker look funny to you?

by cutmybumcheeks October 26, 2017

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 02, 2023

Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain

Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop

by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022