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Man Fix

The throwing or banging of an object in an attempt to fix it.
Son: "Dad the playstations not working!!!!"
Dad: "Here let me have a look at that..... god damn thing won't... god what the fuck is wrong with this." (This is generally the part where the banging upon the object, or the throwing begins.)
Son: "Dad you're Man Fix broke my fucking playstation..."
Mom: "Told you so"
by 1118 September 22, 2009
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man hour

Grab a beer, it's man hour.
by Fitz_stx March 15, 2007
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Tact Man

(Adj) A term used flippantly to label a person or situation grossly inept. Often used a reply to a question that has no logical answer. Interchangeable with "Operator as Fuck."
"Hey bro, why the fuck are we standing out in the cold watching the Bar Kays at midnight on a Thursday?"

"Tact Man" *shoulder shrug*
by JoGa November 20, 2014
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Rug man

A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.

Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.
"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."
by pepper_moto March 15, 2010
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Man Throbber

I wanted to impress her, so I took out my man throbber, and she gasped . . . repeatedly.
by Smackdown Lane May 13, 2008
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man crush

a secret crush/attractiveness/admiration a straight male feels towards another male that they may or may not admit to having (every guy has one)
by meganocity July 8, 2011
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Crescent Man

someone who will be there whenever you need a helping had, someone who will help from across the country, someone who will always support, someone who is utterly amazing, someone who can fix bikes, someone who will catch birds, mice and crickets and take them away
Patrick Vincent Duffy is the most amazing Crescent man ever!
by Beta Beta May 3, 2009
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