the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Purple Berliner

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart

"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"

" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "

by PenileSage February 7, 2010

Purple Pootietential

Purple Pootie•tential

Describes the potential of black attractive women in an area.

Also describes an individuals potential attractiveness.

"Wow there is a lot of purple pootietential in this club"

"Damn she has a lot of purple pootietential, she is hot!"

by Jay & Travis - flagstaff July 6, 2009

purple snot

Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)

"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend

by SammyDev March 31, 2010

Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.

Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!

by Brewha December 31, 2009