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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
mugGet the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.

Purple

A colour (or if you're American 'color') not relating to a feeling/emotion. (for example, red=angry, and blue=sad and so on) Many people think purple is a girly colour/color but that is very sexist and many people shouldn't just assume that.

people say girl colours/colors are: Pink, Purple and so on.
They also say they boy colours/colors are: Blue, Green and so on.
"What's your favorite colour/color?"
"Purple."
by Me= Grammar Nazi August 27, 2016
mugGet the Purplemug.

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne
Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std
by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023
mugGet the Purple Cauliflower STDmug.

purple chewbacca

I bought some purple chewbacca from tyrone. That shit was whack.
by billcosby69 March 6, 2015
mugGet the purple chewbaccamug.

Purple

A color that fruity or gay people like.
Person 1: “Tim loves the color purple!”

Person 2: “Oh, that must mean he’s.. y’know..”
by realdrivermeal September 15, 2022
mugGet the Purplemug.

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