Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017

tom lunn

runs stanley road

he is tom lunn yeno

by heskyshungryy July 8, 2021

Tom

Tom is my ex-bf, but he’d been a fantastic supporter ever. He’s handsome, caring, and sentimental. Ofc everyone’d love your bf or gf put you in their priority, right? But definitely not for me. Because of born to be so solid and rigid, I could not get used to it, so our relationship came to an end. However, it was the splendid relationship I've ever had with Tom. Tom- the boy who deserves any better than that. Sending to always-be my dearest, I'm sorry for everything that happened, and I also didn't regret giving you my love. So I hope to see you very soon when time flies, everything seems to be back to order. We will have a chit chat again like we used to maybe if you like it or not, but I'm sure I had a massive of things to tell you. Love you, take care, Tom! te amo mucho

sending my apologize to Tom

by imyourbooandyoullbeminetoomoa November 23, 2021

bungejumping tom

when your pee is green

monica: bungejumping tom
paolo: who's tom, and why is he bungejumping?
monica: it's a term for describing a situation in which your pee turns green
paolo: wtf

by existentialdread1401 November 2, 2025

Tomming

"Tomming" refers to someone doing a stupid act, or saying something stupid either to annoy someone, or your just genuinely stupid.

It may also refer to doing degenerate activities while participating in online games, eg, camping, using auto shotgun, or doing a 360 and shooting the door.

Person 1: "Please stop tomming, its giving me an aneurysm" person 2: "yeah my bad ill stop"

by thatguy_2 January 8, 2025

tom jenkins

daddy with big dick

oh hey do you have a tom jenkins

by appl3b33s May 16, 2021

Tom and Barry

When a white twink gets his corn hole ripped by a black anaconda.

'did you hear that Tom guy got totally Barryed on the weekend?'
'yeah I feel sorry for that blokes shitter, I don't ever want a Tom and Barry to tear my frenulum'

by anonymous January 21, 2021