Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.

CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.

by Agswaggg April 04, 2012

ima russian

Me hi peaps ima russian hehehehehehehehehehe
Hi mum hahahahahahaha🤑🤑

Ima russian

by Ima russian November 06, 2020

Russian Raspberry

The alias for a woman working in tech who just found out that Russia is the largest grower and distributor of raspberries in the world. She may also have owned it currently own a raspberry beret, further driving home the moniker.

Russian Raspberry is typing.

I am Russian Raspberry.

You are to address me a Russian Raspberry, henceforth.

Did you invite Russian Raspberry to the meeting?

by Russianraspberry January 28, 2022

restless russian

Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.

"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever

by ite det kåååååke February 23, 2017

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 25, 2016

Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.

Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian

by I can't think of a name! May 24, 2018