mud slushie

What's left in the toilet when you have terrible diarrhea.

Dude! Next time you drop a mud slushie at my house please remember to flush it. Poop shit diarrhea

by Watch out for wendigos March 11, 2017

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?

I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.

by OccasionalEnglishLearner July 7, 2016

Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.

Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.

by Dandy lop May 16, 2016

mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.

There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.

by jbbhammer June 5, 2016

East Carolina Mud Slider

This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.

Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.

by Dad Herpies April 18, 2016

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016