Man Fix

The throwing or banging of an object in an attempt to fix it.

Son: "Dad the playstations not working!!!!"
Dad: "Here let me have a look at that..... god damn thing won't... god what the fuck is wrong with this." (This is generally the part where the banging upon the object, or the throwing begins.)
Son: "Dad you're Man Fix broke my fucking playstation..."
Mom: "Told you so"

by 1118 September 22, 2009

Man Miss

its when you, being a straight guy, you miss your male friend but with no homosexual feelings involved, you just man miss your friend.

guy 1: hey i miss my friend dany he went back to PR to spend the summer
guy 2: thats pretty gay dude
guy 1: of course not, i just man miss him

by sullivangdl September 23, 2009

Man-Cannon

a huge mans penis

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon

by urbanbastard June 10, 2009

man filth

Semen.

After my husband and I spent some "quality time" together, I had to change the sheets because they were covered with man filth.

by Memphian November 23, 2009

Crescent Man

someone who will be there whenever you need a helping had, someone who will help from across the country, someone who will always support, someone who is utterly amazing, someone who can fix bikes, someone who will catch birds, mice and crickets and take them away

Patrick Vincent Duffy is the most amazing Crescent man ever!

by Beta Beta May 3, 2009

dummie man

The neighborhood d-boy.

Man i heard that the dummie man got some of that fire.

by Ry-Dro July 13, 2006

man maneuver

Any action that is typical of a man.

Like a boyfriend telling his girlfriend that she is fat, hoping this will motivate her her exersice and eat right. We all know this will drive them to 1 of 3 things, often times all.

1. hysterics
2. binge eating
3. strange cock

Frank: Steves girlfriend broke up with him, he went to the nude and spent $2,000, then, went to the bar and tooled an ugly chick.

Rizzo: Christ, what a friggin' man maneuver.

by leadthrower September 1, 2006