Monkey Dipping

The act of bmxing, or traveling on bike. Usually up-taken by gay men.

Monkey Dipping- 3 Faggets riding their bikes around when theyre bored.

by MonkeyDipper May 29, 2011

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 5, 2021

Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016

monkey calluses

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

by -__God__- December 19, 2018

mumble monkey

When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.

These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!

GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!

by Rymzer September 30, 2021

monkey breast

gay kid, probably fat, might be black, definitely a fucking idiot.

god, i cant believe my sons hanging with that kid dylan again,

is he a monkey breast?

by dickballboy January 15, 2022