Fart Shovel

Any object or body part used to scoop and serve a fart into someones face

"Hey did you see that cup?"
"Yea that would make a great fart shovel!"

by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business

"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!

by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017

dino farts

A term used in jest to describe grey hydrogen, created by the steam reformation of fossil fuel methane

Phil pulled over to rip some pressurised Dino Farts into his Toyota Hydrogen Fuel Cell Electric Vehicle

by Limbic Candy November 30, 2020

Foot Fart

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

by flax64 July 28, 2015

Fart swap

I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?

Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.

by NxwHxme September 02, 2022

Fart class

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.

Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!

by Roachey15 September 28, 2009

fart balls

fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart

girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*

girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp

boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*

boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)

by grimezzlol August 31, 2021