nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.
Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.
by matt February 10, 2004
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niall syndrome

when you cant get your words out properly and end up speaking like a retard
Jon: do you all know when your tasks have to be in?
Adam: when do we have to ask in task 2?
Jon: damn it adam, youv'e got niall syndrome
by jebastie January 22, 2009
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Jew Syndrome

A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.
Guy1: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!

Guy2: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome
by emokidd July 26, 2008
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Pop'N'Lock Syndrome

A disorder that causes you to pop and lock uncontrollably.
Pop'N'Lock Syndrome is like Tourette's Syndrome, only for dancing.
by PrimoVictoria August 19, 2010
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Wisconsin Syndrome

Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.
Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.

Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.
by hipstum November 4, 2011
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Sister Syndrome

... is when a guy and a girl are very good friends, and extremely close, spending most of their time together. Eventually, the girl says "I think I love you", or in some way tries to make the relationship a physical one, and the guy simply doesn't feel about her that way, because he "Thinks of her as a sister."

Hence: The Sister Syndrome
Girl: Listen, Guy, I think I want to make our relationship between us a romantic one, I want to be more than just friends.

Guy: Ew! Sorry hun, I think we've got a case of Sister Syndrome!
by Russell Bishop May 24, 2007
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O.J. syndrome

when some one lies or has lied so much that the lie actually becomes real to the liar with vivid details and all the consistency of a true story though others no it to be untrue
Man that chick just swore up and down that she doesnt give head not realizing that I walked in on her blowing my brother in the garage a couple of months ago and she didnt see me. She's got O.J. syndrome bad.
by rhyynno March 22, 2011
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