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Snake

A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it. E.g. Money
"Bryan Stars is rebooting MDE"
"Oh my god he's such a snake!"
by Nikisykes October 1, 2016
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Snake

Even though "A" and "B" are dating, "A" likes to talk to other guys when "B" isn't around. I don't know how she does it, what a snake!

What a snake! Even though the sign says, "No dogs on the beach," there she is, walking her dog like she owns the place.
by Zalla October 5, 2016
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wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake
"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"
by snuffletussul October 20, 2016
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slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects
i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet
by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015
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crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.
by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015
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Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.
I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake
by Howboycat April 7, 2016
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Water snaking it

When two gay men one uncircumcised and the other circumcised dock their penises and then one or the other men masturbate both of them with each stroke using the uncircumcised persons foreskin. When reaching a climax in this circumstance the act of orgasming compounded with the near watertight seal of one cock inside another, often causes a sticky and unpredictable explosion of semen around the edge of the outer docked pensis' foreskin. Similar to the effect of holding ones thumb over the end of a water hose. This semen spray effect when Water Snaking it is often called a backdraft. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
At the end of their date, the two gay lovers masturbated by water snaking it. They took turns simultaneously stroking their docked penises until one "Back drafted" inside of the others penis.
by WordOfTheDay83 November 19, 2016
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