Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

sausage salad

The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.

Mark: Matt is it raining outside?

Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.

Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!

by Jonnyblaze1982 July 31, 2016

Blood salad

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period.

For our anniversary I made my husband a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair July 28, 2016

git salad

When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.

I would make a git salad out of that kid, tomatoes and all.

by Chris Lauer July 25, 2016

shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016

Tuna tossed salad

When a man ejaculates semen on a woman's anus and then proceed's to eat it out.

After Steve finished on Marry's anus he proceeded to give her a tuna tossed salad.

by Maptain_R July 21, 2016