Disappointing Salad

When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.

Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.

by Dissapointing Salad June 25, 2019

Navajo Salad

When you are eating a good booty and find some corn too. So you get your carbs, but on the corn sugar high, you scalp them and steal all their land.

Damn this girl Carrie had that good Navajo Salad last night.

Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?

by BluHerRoastBeef September 23, 2018

Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions

'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'

by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Seismic Salad Toss

The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 7, 2015

arabian salad toss

When a salad toss is being given and it evolves into a Arabian salad toss. Thus gaining the ability "arabian sandblast" ( see definiton of arabian sandblast for further description)

What's this? Your salad toss is evolving into.....?!?! ARABIAN SALAD TOSS!!! Congratulation! Your Arabian Salad Toss has learned a new ability: Arabian Sandblast.

Man1: hey man I heard your "salad toss" evolved last night?
Man2: yaa! It evolved into a "arabian salad toss"
Man1: your wives asshole is Gunna love battling your tounge!

by sn0wb411 December 30, 2009

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015