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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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I purple you

To give somebody a bruise
Most of the time its referring to the eye
GTA 5: I purple you
Person: You wanna fight, ill fucking knock u
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Purple Victory

During college night at the University of Montevallo, there are two sides: Purple and Gold. Usually abbreviated as “PV.” Both sides have this saying, but especially when purple side feel the love and connection between one another, they know what it’s gonna be.
“Oh it’s definitely going to be a Purple Victory this year.”
by FalconManPV February 25, 2022
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purpl shadow wizard

the purpl shadow wizard is the strongest shadow wizard out of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang (SWMG) he loves spells.
by purple shadow wizard June 11, 2023
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Purple Fever

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.
Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”
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