the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.

Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.

by Purplenado March 4, 2023

Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.

The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Purple

Girls are pink, boys are blue. Blue + Pink=Purple

Don't do purple at the sleepover!

by Fir3Nva September 18, 2019

Purple Slurple

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.

James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!

by genemutant November 6, 2023