Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

poop room

not a bathroom. only a select few were able to witness the powers of the poop room.

"isn't the poop room just a bathroom"
"NO"

by evilsoda September 2, 2020

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

by kariusvega August 6, 2012

asteroid poop

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014

Braxton poop

It is where you take a big poop

I just braxton Poop

by cvxjcvknlvfnb December 8, 2021

No Poop August

A challenge where if you participate you can't poop the entire month of august.

PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.

Roommate: You haven't been in the bathroom in so long, don't you have to poop?
Participant: No, i'm participating in no poop august, meaning i can't poop for the entire mont of august.
Roommate: Ok then...

by emerex56 February 29, 2020

birth poop

A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.

Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.

by Rainey4 May 7, 2017