Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

blue eyed pirate

a wanker who liked to be the cuck

here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate

by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Pirate

Oh! That's a good deal! I might have to do that Friday...

Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

cunt pirate

Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.

Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.

by InglishMajor October 29, 2012

send memes pirate crew

The absolute worst pirate crew to exist. Lead by the leader, HoggyThePig(No one knew his name). Rumors still go around saying this crew still terrorizes children.

A: Have you heard of the send memes pirate crew?
B: OMG They were so stupid! Except for MrMoled.

by Ace from Space November 5, 2020