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Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.
"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"
by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021
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Pee Stain

Some dude from Missouri that pisses on people when they are sleeping.
by dessaesthetic January 24, 2023
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! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!
Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON
by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022
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Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.
HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!
by _fluffy April 23, 2015
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pee

damn, he can really pee.
by Thelogicalnutsack September 24, 2020
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girl pee

pee from girl
by ILookLikeATurtle June 22, 2025
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Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.
Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.
by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024
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