Simp

Brian Poirier

Brian is a simp

by I sack ritzzzz April 12, 2020

Simp

A male attempting to woo a female by being overly nice and attending to their every need.

A man binges Disney with a girl he is obsessed with.

A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.

A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.

These men are simps.

by Flawful April 12, 2020

Simp

Someone who loses all masculinity in hopes of “getting some”

That boy franklin McDonald is a real simp

by Simppatrol223 April 12, 2020

Simp

talking nicely or even remotely talking to a girl.
this definition is more likely to be referred to from Xbox/PlayStation users, and your average fat, 30-year-old gamer still living in his mother's spare room.

"bro, you see how johnny commented on Paris's photo? what a simp!"

by nut monky 32 April 13, 2020

Simp

You

You are a simp

by Kyle smile April 13, 2020

Simp

Billy

Billy is a simp

by Sumer April 13, 2020

Simp

Normally named Jared, these simps will fix a girls computer, of whom they just met.

Jared is a simp to Diana

by Kiplak April 13, 2020