Going short bus

The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.

by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025

Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.

"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."

by crjoker April 7, 2025

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Youtube shorts

The most brainrotted, unreal people watch. They can't even form sentences properly and find anything 'frickin tuff'

Person 1: Youtube shorts is brainrotted and stupid
Youtube shorts watcher: BOII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YOUTUBE SHORTS, PACKGOD, RAPE HIM!

by Name_1 April 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Short term fun

What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.

Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun

by Johnnaykikass April 10, 2024

short king

a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.

girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever

girl 2: short guys are lame

girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking

girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo

girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that

by cutemiddleeasternwomanforever April 12, 2024