Bum Angel

When one leaves a sweaty arse imprint on leather or plastic upholstered seating.

Eeew, my hand just slid in the sweaty bum angel that girl left behind.

by Lake & Lyken May 12, 2011

Bum features

When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.

Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"

by Anthony Peters October 13, 2006

bum toe

Similar to a camel toe but, the ass version

Joe: Did you see that bum toe kelly had?

Dave: Yeah, that ass was bursting through them jeans.

by Bobby james April 15, 2014

Carpet Bumming

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.

Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.

by Jimbo J December 7, 2007

camping bum

when you can't take a dump while away camping.

no matter how long i'm away camping i cannot get a brown note must be suffering from camping bum

by concrete shipper July 15, 2010

bum fuzzy

To have 2 females ride a dildo simultaneously pleasuring eachother

Wow, did you see kate and paige do the bum fuzzy?

by Jack "the Jackson" Jackson December 7, 2006

bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

by tim gadd April 25, 2005