Hutch job

A reversed grip hand job... Very uncomfortable and dry

Brendan failed to receive a hutch job from that sloot last night

by cheneymademoneyofftheirAqwar May 25, 2015

Job Water

sperm, pregnancy juice, another word for jizz

his job water's blank!

it smells/tastes like job water ewwwwww

grace: what you gonna be doing later?
mary: im gonna be riding the job water cannon!

by Hegg November 23, 2010

comb job

When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.

My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.

by Kenny G Loggins April 8, 2012

Jean Job

The act of getting your dick sucked through your jeans

"Dude I got a jean job from this girl last night"

by Gay_Dude May 5, 2018

double job

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.

My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .

by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017

eclair job

when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming

he put his dick inside the eclair and jacked off with it as an eclair job

by iwantyouscreamingjesus January 10, 2011

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015