Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.

Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.

by KingZ6969 September 25, 2024

Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022

Mike

The booty warrior

Aye yo it’s mike

by Scronchythegoat November 23, 2021

mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 26, 2021

Mike Talks like an Lady

Yes, microsoft mike actually talks like a lady lmao

In the davemadson studio lol
Microsoft Sam: Mike Talks like an Lady
Microsoft Mike: NO!!
Microsoft Sam: ye

Microsoft Mike: NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, MICROSOFT SAM I DO NOT TALK LIKE A LADY YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS *explodes lol*

by 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀𝗮𝗺 ☆ February 04, 2024

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Mike Vick

7 Grams of weed or other drugs

“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”

by DickieDoThangz January 19, 2022