Skip to main content

magenet

Hey how are you magenet!
by Mikey2055 July 15, 2023
mugGet the magenet mug.

Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
mugGet the Magic broccoli mug.

magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
mugGet the magic dirt theory mug.

Mager

Mager: Adjective; mă-gur; a joking slur for a person, most commonly white who uses slurs themselves quite often, and who has sub-average intellect especially when it comes to human rights. See also, MAGA
Man, what Jeffery said about Jamal was crazzy

What a fuckin mager
by ashadeof July 31, 2024
mugGet the Mager mug.

Mager

Mager: Adjective; mă-gur; a joking slur for a person, most commonly white who uses slurs themselves quite often, and who has sub-average intellect especially when it comes to human rights. See also, MAGA
Man, what Jeffery said about Jamal was crazzy

What a fuckin mager
by ashadeof July 31, 2024
mugGet the Mager mug.

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.
Magic United was Both a gift and a curse
by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023
mugGet the Magic United mug.

magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus
Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.
by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023
mugGet the magic schoolbus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email