Karen

A white 40-year-old woman who dramatically breaks down when the slightest inconvenience happens.
Usually has an unstylish short blonde bob haircut.

When provoked, she will do one of these three things:

--Collapse onto the ground, crying or screaming
--Demand to speak to the manager
--Tell you what you can and can't do, even if it's not a rule

Cashier: "I'm sorry, our Ice-Cream machine is broken at the mome-"
Karen: "EXCUSE ME, your machine was working perfectly fine yesterday!"
Cashier: "Madam, it broke down yesterday, would you like anything else?"
Karen: "I want to speak to your manager!"

by Kermit Curly Toes April 7, 2022

Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls

Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

Karen-cel

She can’t tell when she’s not wanted. She doesn’t take no for an answer. She’ll jack off to u… no matter how underage u are and no matter how ugly she is. She’ll even rape ur Pinterest accounts because she’s too much of a hag to get close to u.

Person 1: this Karen is making me uncomfortable
Person 2: why can’t she tell ur not her 15 year old girlfriend? What a Karen-cell
Person 1: she really thinks she gets to play abusive boyfriend

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

Karen

An entitled inconsiderate bitch.

A Karen would say "l let me speak to your manager!"

by cheeseyaaaaaaassss April 16, 2022

Karen

Fat fucking bitch who nobody likes or appreciates

Karen - U CANT RIDE THAT BIKE THERE

by Karen mate April 17, 2022

Karen

Karen is a very popular word used to describe a middle aged white woman with a dirty blonde Bob hair cut, although people who actually are named Karen are quite nice, people who have been given the name of Karen by someone else is usually a very rude person.

Karen: *has toddler tantrum in a book store*

Innocent person: *films the toddler tantrum*
Karen: "STOP FILMING ME"
Innocent person: "Okay Karen"
Karen: *Pulls out phone*
Karen: YOU'RE FILMING ME, OH OKAY I CAN FILM YOU TO LOOK AT THIS.
Karen: *Gets arrested*

by THE ANNOYING COMMENTER April 20, 2022

Karen

A piece of shit that loves to scream at underpayed Walmart employes to get their manager. And when she doesn't get her way, she screams and calles the cops.

(Karen) Ahem. Excuse me go fetch me some popsicles my babyyyyyy is tired.
(Store Employe) You can get that in the ice cream isle
(Karen) NO, YOU GO GET IT THATS YOUR JOB!
(Store Employe) Sorry I can't do that
(Karen) GeT Me YoUr MaNaGeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022