dirty Jeanne

A used thong found in a Walmart ladies room trash can. Most likely on from a hooker who needed to quickly stop for condoms before going to meet their next John.

While emptying the trash, Karen found a Dirty Jeanne left by another early morning shopper picking up milk on their way home from “work.”

by PluckyOtter630 July 12, 2023

ripped jeans

a knock-off cover group based off of new jeans

"guys have you heard of ripped jeans"
"no who tf are they"
"oh."

by mailexkeixjazlynwearecool August 21, 2023

Golden Jeans

Golden Jeans; term used to describe a person that acts like they are worth far more than they are..

There goes Golden Jeans again showing off like he's super wealthy..

Me; yeah all for show..

by Epediter December 6, 2024

Henri Jeanson

Henri Jeanson is a French-Laotian "person" who perpetually loses against the ever magnanimous Bee Yan'kyaa.
He is also the ultimate 🧃 and will steal your things despite your good faith and he also takes Art (no wonder hes homeless)

Person 1: "Is that Henri Jeanson at the shelter?"
Person 2: "Obviously he took GCSE Art"

by YoungPerpendicularQuarter February 9, 2025

Henri Jeanson

A "Henri Jeanson", so to speak, is a phenomenon in which all the world's charisma, magnetism, charm, intelligence and generally all attributes considered to be peaks of humanity are coalesced into a mortal form - designated Henri Jeanson. This scantly seen entity walks the Earth truly devoid of flaws, merely observing the comparatively sullied environment around itself, taking notes for machinations beyond the descriptive scope of our lexicons. Truly a being of praise.

"I am become Henri Jeanson" - Henri Jeanson

by SirEggulous May 3, 2025

Skinny jeans

A slang for a individual who is anorexic that harms themselves.

Dude 1: see that girl over there?
Dude 2: oh yeah,skinny jeans?
Dude 1: bro that's messed up she is anorexic and cuts herself.
Dude 2:sorry man

by Manwhoissmartaf May 30, 2025

John Jeans

When you use a public restroom or “John” (primarily outhouses and rest areas” and you are in such a hurry you don’t notice the fecal matter of a previous defecator on the toilet. Then as you are pulling your pants or “Jeans” back up after finishing, you accidentally slide them through the feces that was on the toilet Only, to discover that you are covered in another persons shit at a later and most inopportune time. (Also commonly referred to as a “Montana Mudslide”)

“That Townsend man came to the meeting with John Jeans after stopping at the rest area on Homestake pass and thought nobody noticed but the smell was not so discreet”

by Schnitthead April 11, 2026