Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"
Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"
Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"
Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"
Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"
by lovelyline July 27, 2014
Get the Shit and go mug.It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.
by TheBrucey October 14, 2017
Get the kamikaze shit mug.Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.
Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.
by cynz October 16, 2008
Get the Shit Scud mug.When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
by Technobish October 31, 2017
Get the Tectonic Shit mug.The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.
'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.
by p_levo January 6, 2016
Get the shit gas mug.Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.
Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017
Get the Shit-chimney mug.v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.
John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.
by STL king March 1, 2009
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