Tick Dick

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long

I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick

by JDL32895 August 6, 2008

Dick Typing

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".

Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.

by p1st0r August 10, 2010

dicking around

To waste time and procrastinate. Something that students do.
Aka: Fucking around

A: Shit isn't this due tommorow?
B:Yeah so?
A:We spent all day dicking around.
B:Shit we are gonna fail the midterm.

"Stop dicking ard!!!"

"Stop fucking dicking around"

by Sec Tse March 13, 2008

baby dick

adult penis being same size or smaller than a babies penis

my baby dick is only 2 inches when fully erect and im 26 yrs old. (true)

by babydickj August 16, 2008

Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

by Dick York January 11, 2018

Dick Cheney

The 4th branch of government

Dick Cheney: "Nono, that doesn't apply to me. As the vice-president, I technically belong to neither the executive NOR the legislative branch."

by Juggles4 April 13, 2008

DICK WATCHER

A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.

MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!

by BIG45 October 19, 2008