Ethan

Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.

Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.

Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...

by nosjkg December 16, 2023

Ethan

Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.

THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.

by brownierecipe November 16, 2018

Ethan

HORNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

STOP TOUCHING ME, YOU'RE SO ETHAN!!!

by Adriel Pillay November 18, 2018

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Ethan

The Whitest Kid You Know, Usually Drives An Under-powered Mustang; and jacks off to pool and bdubs in his spare time

Hey Ethan let me get some spare change; let's race!

by iScyther12 November 27, 2018

Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)

oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.

by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.

Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!

by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018