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Ethan

"You look goofy as hell rn" -Ethan
by madsuhs November 6, 2020
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Ethan

There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!
by Bambianca July 31, 2023
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Ethan

Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.
Example:

"Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday."
by metamorphos1s July 21, 2022
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Ethan Harrigan

Ethan Harrigan is a guy who likes to have some fun, party hardy as you might say. He's a mix of all the racial breeds, he's like a beautiful modern-day Jesus-like figure with an even holier figure if you know what I mean. He's got it like that AND he has that DAWG in him fr.
Dude, don't mess with this man. This is Ethan Harrigan right here.
by buttjuicce March 23, 2023
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Ethan

Having a best friend called Ethan is the biggest flex ever. They're known for their savage childhoods and blue or green eyes. They may be seen as weird but wait till they come out of their shell. They are very dark humoured with gelled hair and happen to get all the girls. But of a gamer is very artistic
Ethan is the bestttt
by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020
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Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
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Ethan

A crazy insane comic book, tv fan. Obsessed with cookies and slim Jim’s. Most famed quote is mi espanul smarte and is known for doing crazy things and saying things that don’t make sense
A Ethan has his hands on a slim Jim.
by White_knife22 June 18, 2019
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