Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

dad

ah yes, something that i never had ❤️

hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!

by potstickerbabyeater August 9, 2020

jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle

He's a jalapeño dad.

by Rwafeesa July 16, 2016

DAD

Dumb Ass Douche

Don’t be such a DAD!

by Big Back Daddy December 13, 2024

girl dad

similar to a malewife, in which a man takes up traditionally women's roles.

a very good father, usually to girls.

a girl dad takes his kids to parks and makes their lunches

by radiorevel January 2, 2024

#1 Dad

Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.

I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!

by _Ai June 18, 2022

Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022