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Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016
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Cracker

Cracker is a word to describe white people. Its a racial slur. Calling a white person a cracker is equal to calling a black person a nigger
Person 1 - “STHU U FUCKING CRACKER
Person 2 - “calm doen jamal, im only half white 🙄
by Mr.Oofed November 8, 2020
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Graham cracker oreo

Similar use to oreo when talking about an African American who acts Caucasian, but for Indian people.
A: Manish is the whitest Indian I know.
B: I know, he's basically a graham cracker oreo...
by Trollingspeedracer September 2, 2018
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Cracker

It's still Vanilla Ice, cracker. A.K. cracker.
Though I've grown a lot, can't keep it home a lot.
by FindusMaximus July 3, 2018
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Cracker Island

A Term Used To Call Out Cults Or ARG’S Involving Cults Online.
The Term Originated From The Gorillaz Album With Same Name.
@RandomUser123 Replied To @giggleland
Yo This Is Some Cracker Island Type Shit
by CHROMASLAYER July 19, 2025
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Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
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Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018
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