When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016
Get the Anus crackermug. The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
Get the Crackermug. Cracker is a word to describe white people. Its a racial slur. Calling a white person a cracker is equal to calling a black person a nigger
by Mr.Oofed November 8, 2020
Get the Crackermug. by WildBAYLORappeared! March 29, 2022
Get the Graham crackermug. Ugh! This racist Cracker Quack won’t sign my sick leave form even though my guts have fallen out. I can’t work ummm because my guts have literally fallen out! But now I won’t get paid because of this racist Cracker Quack doctor!
by T-Jeff March 30, 2023
Get the Cracker Quackmug. A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
by Jackson was here October 7, 2020
Get the Soggy cracker bottlemug. Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
Get the kelly crackersmug.