Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

pillsbury cracker

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Cracker bible

Crack dealer carries a bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money

by I am Keith March 23, 2024

Cracker soup

a white person in a tubby

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup

by bravo kun July 19, 2022

Curry-cracker

From the term curry muncher referring to an Indian person from India and cracker referring to a white person.A curry cracker is a mixed half India half white individual.

Look at that curry-cracker they have a weird tan, and are having an identity crisis.

by Currying.peas August 4, 2022

chem cracker

Something like a computer cracker, except uses chemicals in various forms to extract information from and exploit the target.

No one there uses computers, they use chemicals to crack instead. They chem crackers!

by fangedWu June 9, 2022