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chotch

Girl, why are you being such an f'ing chotch?
by SigKapK October 21, 2003
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Coaches award

Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.
I knew Jeff was getting the coaches award! He's always sucking up to Coach Taylor.
by FirmButFair October 1, 2019
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Coach's Award

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.
Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!
by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013
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cotched squatters

a man smoking a doobie in a house that isnt his, rinsing food, and drink.
also a dirty diggers lyric.
"oi bitch this is my house!"
"nah its fine we are a cotched squatters"
"oh, oh okay then"
by jakis February 24, 2008
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cotchblock

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.
#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.
by wimwiblin September 5, 2012
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Cotched Rotten

Being made a fool of to a major level in front of others
“ you have been absolutely cotched rotten”
by HFTravioli February 9, 2022
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lane cotching

When the drive of the car is over 1 or more lane on the road at one time. this can be when moving or when stationary
#1 mate your all over the road, your just lane cotching.

#2 dont park here, your just lane cotching
by Dark Monki March 8, 2010
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