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A great kept secret in the world of spies
by jebd43 January 7, 2020
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Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.
Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."
by DIII July 25, 2008
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Soapy Cock

When you get soap in your dick hole

-parker
Hey man I was beating it in the shower and got soapy cock!
by Pdawg123 December 7, 2016
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cock munchkin

A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.
She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!
by Peetry October 25, 2006
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enlistment cock

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.
(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.
by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018
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Cock Jocked

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.
Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.
by BluBallz April 30, 2006
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cock nostril

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril
by mgurn3 September 12, 2015
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