camping bum

when you can't take a dump while away camping.

no matter how long i'm away camping i cannot get a brown note must be suffering from camping bum

by concrete shipper July 15, 2010

Bum Biscuit

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name

sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA

by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009

Carpet Bumming

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.

Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.

by Jimbo J December 7, 2007

bum washing

The sport of urinating on a derelicts. Considered a charitable deed in cold regions.

I am going bum washing, as soon as I get done with this definition.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

bum toe

Similar to a camel toe but, the ass version

Joe: Did you see that bum toe kelly had?

Dave: Yeah, that ass was bursting through them jeans.

by Bobby james April 15, 2014

Bum Bottle

A miniature bottle of alcohol, often referred to as an "airplane bottle", which contains 50ml, or about 1.7 oz of liquor.

A fave of street bums who panhandle for a couple of bucks and stumble into liquor stores for a "bottle".

People sneak these into events to slam instead of buying shots.

Let's go get some bum bottles for the concert. I'm not payin $10 a drink!

by Jdink July 6, 2010

bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

by tim gadd April 25, 2005