Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 5, 2022

Mike

Michael’s usually have a touch of the ‘tism

Person 1: why is Mike just sitting there in a corner?
Person 2: Not sure, although i have a cousin who does something similar at loud places. Maybe he’s autistic?

by Olive8 April 4, 2023

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

Mike Wang 2

there isn't much information about Mike Wang 2
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang

he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang

he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.

he can shoot laser eyes too

Mike Wang 1: *spams racial slurs*
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1

Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀

by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 14, 2025

mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008

Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.

by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017