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Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
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jew

hey you know that jew in high school adin ross
apparently hes trans
adin ross is jew
osman was a jew
dorthy was a w jew
ohwhathe
by ohwhathe May 14, 2024
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Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.
Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you
by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025
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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
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jew drop

when a jew (usually sminted) does a big poo, and it drops (and plops) in the toilet
christ, can you smell that jew drop that katie just unloaded?
by NoWapsFetty May 25, 2022
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Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025
by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025
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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
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