angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.

Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."

by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016

Angry Sicilian

Buy an extra greasy extra cheese pizza and make your lover eat the fist slice. When the cheese pulls loose from the crust and slaps her chin, smear your penis in the grease and anoint your lovers face with a true taste of the old country

Jerry stopped over for a night of romance and dinner. We sat down to eat, and I surprised my friend with an Angry Sicilian. The most shocking thing was it was DiGiorno and not delivery.

by Tractorbandit1 October 3, 2016

Angry Charles

When you take a dump, wipe using someone's clean underwear, and place the underwear back into the persons underwear drawer without their knowledge.

Named after a terrible manny.

Tom gave Steve the ole Angry Charles for drinking all of his beer at the party.

by Kozzybear May 26, 2017

angry spoon

When you spoon but you're angry, sometimes a sex position if you are kinky enough.

Fuck I think Tyler just gave me the Angry Spoon

by Jumping Spoons January 13, 2016

angry jungle purse

Euphemism for a full bushed vagina

Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe

by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019

Angry eskimo

When you bury your face so hard into your lady’s vagina your nose touches down into
Her asshole.

I vigorously face-fucked her, I gave her an angry Eskimo!

by Brogantac January 1, 2018

angry jackson

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael

Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.

by SimpleFi December 26, 2019