Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.
Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.
by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024
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Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice
The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.
by Buttered Sausage June 11, 2024
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Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!
by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016
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Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.
"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜
by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023
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Oh no baby pirates

A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.
Oh no baby pirates
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 04, 2023
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junkyard pirates

Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.

Example:
Junkyard

Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out

All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.
Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!
by JYPScott November 19, 2015
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Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
by Edward Teach II May 11, 2020
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