South End Willy

It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear

Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy

by fecalbandit223556762 February 23, 2023

William/willie

THE smarty pants

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

willy womped

To be touched by a pee pee grabber
Fucked by the world

Held down and rapped.

The boss of that level just willy womped me.

by Flipidydonda February 24, 2014

Itty bitty willy committee

Just like the itty bitty titty committee, but for guys with small dicks

"Belle did you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"
"Omg really?? His dick is that small??"

by Rts2369 March 6, 2019

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016