Tucked Turkey

A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.

My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.

by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018

Cold Turkey

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad

Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...

by jasmarih June 11, 2016

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

by tcamack December 13, 2014

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023