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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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Just Saying

“Wow you are so off the charts dumb I can’t begin to acknowledge what you actually said so I am left with only pity for your sad useless brain”
Did you notice how they were all looking at me instead of you? What? Just saying
by SavageRenob March 27, 2020
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Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"
Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024
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I'm Just a Bill

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.
I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...
by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021
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Just Gonna Cuddle

the lie you tell someone hoping they will believe you, when you both know damn well that you're about to fuck.
"Yeah, I'm going to her house but we're just gonna cuddle."
by batman987654321 February 9, 2015
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It’s just a game

Term used by pro gamer, Tyler “Ninja” Blevins.

He was getting frustrated that viewers were saying that Fortnite was “Just a game” and began to compare Fortnite athletes to LeBron James…?
“If anyone ever uses the excuse, “it’s just a game” I’m going to lose my fucking mind!

Imagine telling LeBron James, Tom Brady, that’s it’s just a game. Like you’re out of your fucking mind! Like it’s an art dude!” - Tyler “Ninja” Blevins
by 4uffin July 5, 2023
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