Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place on the Internet that makes you think that you're clever and hilarious but really you're just a sad person sitting in front of a computer screen bored out of your mind

Have you gone on Urban Dictionary.com? I go on there all the time

by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Basically sexual harassment and anything but an actual definition.

"Let me look up table on the urban dictionary" Table: I have a fetish for tables

by TigerBlues October 10, 2022

urban dervish

adj; when someone walking on the street is so busy talking on their cell phone or texting, that they obliviously bump into everybody around them.

that urban dervish bitch just made me spill my coffee.

by five north July 8, 2010

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A super sarcastic and obnoxious website that loves to find fault in your everyday words. Really fun to use, and awesome to search on.

Max: "I searched your name on Urban Dictionary last night"

Layla: "Really? What did it say?"
Max: "It said you are really silly and fun."
Layla: "Aww really??"

by ThatOneFriend33 April 12, 2019

urban quicktionary

Quickly looking up a word on urbandictionary for the sake of not being cool by not knowing what words like Cleveland steamer mean.

cool guy 1:Bro, I gave the B**** a Cleveland steamer last night!

cool guy 2:Uh... cool *looks up Cleveland steamer on urbandictionary*

cool guy 1:Dude, did u just urban quicktionary...

cool guy 2: No way bro who doesn't know what a Cleveland steamer is? *gags in mouth*

by commandersheppard69 February 25, 2011