Dutch language

The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.

"geef me een klap papa"
"bro the Dutch language be goofy ahh hell 😭😭"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.

Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…

by tomarswego January 7, 2025

Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.

Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania

by pokuyt March 20, 2021

dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released

Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again

by lmc907 October 15, 2021

Dutching

dutching means to put your hand on someone's chest to give them power, keep them healthy and happy. If you believe in the power of dutching you can get elemental powers such as controlling the wind, fire, water and many others.

"Im going to quickly dutch you"

"dutching keeps you happy and healthy and gives you power!"

by nunikthree August 18, 2023

Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Dutch Pussy

An act where a woman puts roughly 20 pennies inside of her vagina before having sex with her partner.

That Dutch Pussy felt interesting because the pennies added a unique texture inside of her vagina.

by Can-O-Baked Beans October 12, 2022