irritating twat 

Someone who buys a cheap jacket and then bleats about it's poor quality

Brian,shut the **** up about that jacket and get on with your life.

irritating twat by Mr bored March 5, 2004

Twitter twat 

A person that has zero followers @ twitter.

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!

Twitter twat by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

left twat 

non existant term Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat".

left twat by tdatoz September 8, 2008

Bulgarian Twat Sniffer 

a douchebag that talks shit to you on call of duty like a the little pussy pants he is. a Bulgarian twat sniffer normally will talk shit about your mom or christmas.

billy: your moms gayer than christmas
me: shut the fuck up you Bulgarian twat sniffer!

Bulgarian Twat Sniffer by drains_859 October 31, 2014

Track Twat 

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.

"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"

Track Twat by O-Dip February 20, 2010

Full Twat Kit 

Someone who has a shaved head, earrings/body piercings and a load of tattoos.

Look at him. Did he go into a shop and ask for the FTK (Full Twat Kit)?

Full Twat Kit by mikesmate June 9, 2010

fugly twat waffle

Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women

"Go ahead and keep ur fugly twat waffle, Im better of wit out ur dumbass."

fugly twat waffle by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017