Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
by Arvileng October 01, 2022
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turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 30, 2014
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Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey
Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020
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Turkey-phobia

The fear foreigners (especially Syrians) have of spending the rest of their lives working 12 hours a day in Turkey.
Hey Yasser. What's up? Do you still live in Turkey?
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.
by Yasserpro January 23, 2019
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Turf Turkey

A woman from the turf that engages in turf antics, usually has multiple baby daddies
That girl over there is a Turf Turkey
by ToughCookie July 19, 2019
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Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.
Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.
by would you kindly November 23, 2017
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turkey cakes

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.
by Hitter18 March 12, 2022
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