Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023

Tristan

Person who is often gripping your hip and being him

Ugh TrisTANNM

by Personvr February 17, 2024

Tauston

the ship of tyler mason and austin

there goes tyler and mason, oh and here comes austin
wow tauston really are loving

by zobo87 February 22, 2024

Thrust sexuality on

Yeah, Kristen Stewart and thrust whatever kind of sexuality on me she wants... Was that grammatically correct? She can thrust upon me whatever sexuality she... Chooses? I don't know- It's- She- Just- She can do whatever.

Hym "I don't even know who that's for... She's dressed like a man... But it's for lesbians... But lesbians aren't attracted to men... I don't get it. I mean, I don't know who's going to be into that... Except for me (obviously)... But she can thrust sexuality on, around... Not in though, but like, on and around me whenever she wants."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

Tristan

The biggest fucking munter I’ve ever seen! Every time we hang out we always munt.

Tristan I love you, you malicious magical magnificent munter

by OrionUki7 March 27, 2024