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Sticky Fart

When someone farts, but a little nugget of poop comes out. The nugget 'o poo isn't large enough to qualify as a shit, therefor it is just a sticky fart.
I was trying to fart, and I thought I accidentally pooped myself. Luckily, it wasn't a full poo, just a sticky fart.
by Cynical Jester September 27, 2018
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Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.
When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.
by Silltacrew July 1, 2019
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turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
by Murf Turds January 1, 2018
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fart docking

When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.
Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”
by Mcht91 September 23, 2017
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Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business
"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!
by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017
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Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.
'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'
by snaffles January 3, 2017
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Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry
by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020
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