When someone farts, but a little nugget of poop comes out. The nugget 'o poo isn't large enough to qualify as a shit, therefor it is just a sticky fart.
I was trying to fart, and I thought I accidentally pooped myself. Luckily, it wasn't a full poo, just a sticky fart.
by Cynical Jester September 27, 2018
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Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
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'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'
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