When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017
Get the dutch swanmug. 
by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024
Get the Paris hilton dutch ovenmug. by depthvortex January 25, 2021
Get the Dutchmug. by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021
Get the The Dutch Godmug. After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.
by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021
Get the Dutch Treatmug.